I went skydiving yesterday for the first time. nbd.

This week was productive.

Because I road this motherfucker!titan

Both my boyfriend and my sister’s boyfriend blacked out. Imma boss.

Miami was a total culture shock. I’m definitely not going back until I’m 21. And I’m definitely not going back with parents.

Never in midwest US will you be eating at an expensive restaurant and be approached by a fat hairy man in a string bikini of the American flag… and his cock falls out. You ruined my dinner, man. Ruined it!

But the beach was happy.